Wednesday, September 09, 2009

To work out or not to work out..that is the question

So in the  past year or so I have stumbled upon another aspect of getting older that is just friggin unfair.  Exercising...Now I'm not gonna sit and whine about how fat I am blah blah blah ok?  Im in decent condition and when I'm not eventually I get up and do something about it vs whining hence why I go between little blondie and Shamu..So what I am finding really annoying is no matter how much I seem to exercise fairly little progress occurs and in some cases not at all what I was trying to accomplish so is it fair that when I exercise:

1) My boobs and ass get smaller...So we can thus conclude you can either be skinny with a flat behind and no chi chi's or be Shamu and keep your "Assets" so to speak.

2) My trainer tells me that I'm not losing weight because my body is used to the exercise that I have to vary it up basically trick myself because after about one week of running my Ass is apparently "on to me" and figures out how to retain its third world continental size despite my best efforts to the contrary.  Which kind of makes you wonder if I can trick my body into thinking it should be losing weight why can't I trick it into thinking that twinkie is really a lean cuisine, or that I really CAN fit a size 3 again? 

3) I can exercise for 2 weeks with no apparent results but eat one dinner at cheescake factory and gain 5 pounds overnight despite having absolutely nothing anyone one with a sense of smell or taste buds would want to eat the rest of the week.

So i was thinking...Hmmm lets see after about 10 years what the damage really is back there...so i set the timer on my camera and took a rear view picture (shut up like you havent!) What I discovered was that I should always face forward...my legs looked like two christmas hamhocks with a large rump roast sittin on top.  I mean seriously...I wanted to baste myself and wrap those puppies in some string.

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