Thats my story and I'm stickin to it

so i once knew this girl who had some pictures on her computer...some of them good... some of them of a uh...delicate nature....
so while on walmart.com said person decides to make a little greeting card cutesy and innocent
(anyone see where I'm going with this?)
said person gets click happy...said photo's get uploaded to walmart.com

said person is up till 1am frantically trying to get delicate pictures off the F-in walmart.com website.....

Bitch ass.....you just can't make this shit up